Blunderday Double Post!

I haven't drawn anything in a really long time and I forgot to post yesterday so as punishment I present to you two drawings that will make you rip your eyes out.
But wait you haven't heard the best part! There practice of my two worst subjects:
Perspective:

Gahhhhhh!!!!

And Proportion:

MY EYES!!!!!

LOOK UNABASHED INTO THE FACE OF ART.

also my scanner broke so I had to photograph these.
I'm a pro.